We arrive at Ayres Rock . I am told that only Moses and Olympic athletes have the capacity to climb it . They were fucking with me . Australians like to do that . They tell you all kinds of crap and giggle themselves silly if they think you are stupid enough to believe it . Shit , even if you are not biting into it , the fuckers will pretend that you are and proceed to laugh themselves silly anyway .
I have a race with some 90 year old lady to the top . I win , but only because I know that Drinky is waiting for me at the bottom . I arrive safely back down , and climb into the bus . Time to go visit my old friend Roger in Sydney . Off we go...
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