There is a knock on the door . I open it . Drinky !!! But who are you with ??? Fuck , it's my roommate . He staggers in the house , points his finger in my face, and says : "I'm gonna kill you !!!"
Last week this fellow ate all my asthma medication . He went on to tell me that if my books had shifted places it was because the house moved while I was away . So the answer to your question is , yes , he is fucking stupid enough to put a knife in my head while I am sleeping for no apparent reason .
I quickly resolve the situation . He is never heard from again .
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