So this Pentecostal homosexual who hates gay people picks me up at the airport . He drives me to my new abode on the wrong side of the road . Out of nowhere he begins to talk about Drinky . He thinks Drinky and his relatives are the anti-Christ . If I say anything...I am fucked . However ,within hours I will discover that he has a thing for a certain 14 year old girl . With this new information , I have nothing to worry about . All of his leverage is gone .
He introduces me to my new , retarded , slightly psychotic room mate . I jerk-off and go to sleep .
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