I got a great idea for a new religion . It would be called : "The Adam and Eve Faith" . It works like this . Apparently , God told those two Ramrods they could do anything they wanted , as long as they didn't eat the Sacred Apple . So get this : you have a congregation , screwing , hating , judging , taking each others money...essentially doing everything that people seem to love to do . You know , besides eat that fucking apple .
Eventually , of course , someone does eat the apple . So you kill him . And in doing so , everyone gets to feel just swell about themselves again . The circle is complete .
Guaranteed , a multimillion dollar industry !!!
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