Just to keep my finances in order , I got a job as a security guard for those four months . The day was Christmas Eve . 50 people lined outside the liquor store waiting to get their fix . So what else is there to do but teach them camp songs . You have never seen anything until you see 50 grown adults singing : "brown squirrel / brown squirrel / shake your bushy tail..." complete with actions . (You know , shaking their asses and bobbing up and down and shit like that ).
So there you have it . Possibly the four best months of my life . Complete with bubble hockey , sing songs in movie theaters and liquor stores and other such places , and my new best friend...
...DRINKY !!!
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